Meme

[mirroredcommand]

How this meme works:
1 - Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 - I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 - You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 - You'll include this explanation.
5 - You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

I make no promises that you will like the answers to your questions. Damn 'internet' things. Don't understand them, but I'm learning.

Comments

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

1. Whatever the fuck your goddamn calculator did before he fucked off after you has the goddamn thing singing in its sleep. Fucking creepy. Kind of pretty once you get used to it. Scotty's insufferable over it - wanders the hall, drunk off his ass, talking to her. Course, that's not so different from usual. What's new is it seems like she's starting to respond.

2. Last time I checked. He's in bad shape, all skin and bones. It's beautiful.

3. Sulu made the first attempt - got his ass handed to him by the goddamn captain's chair. He's infected, wouldn't follow medical advice so now he's in an isolation room sweating it out. And by sweat, I mean pus.

4. How could I forget, the way you remind me at every opportunity? Blah, blah, fucking loyalty and all that, Pike.

5. You and that blondie nurse seem convinced I've laid some sort of unkind hand on him. Your business is your business and I'm not stupid. Haven't touched him.

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

1. Anything else I know know about? What about the crew? Any word from the Empire?
2. I might have to give you all the code to let him out. Maybe.
3. Somehow, I'm less then surprised. Try to make sure he's capable of serving as well as fighting when he's done. Key word: try.
4. I know how easily you forget.
5. I know you, McCoy. I'm the only Captain willing to have your ass on my ship, and in the Empire that's saying a lot. I know you don't have to lay a hand on him to have done something. I also know you're anything but stupid, but you have more cunning then any one man needs.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

1. Empire ain't said shit. They may be too used to you doing whatever the shit you please and then coming back with 5 new planets or some bullshit like that. Crew is occupying themselves fucking and fighting.

2. You going soft over there or something? Or just saving him for later?

3. He won't lose any limbs. But he'll remember his lesson by the time he's goddamn done.

4. Shitty short-term memory, what can I say?

5. You keep flattering me, I'm going to develop a situation in my pants and I know you frown on that sort of thing on duty.

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

1. Good. Last thing we need is their involvement.
2. Have you gone soft in the head? I want him alive for my use when I return, I figure he'll need food at some point. You can use this code to beam some food and water into his cell. I want him alive. I didn't say in what condition. Code: DFX1284. I would ask the ship nicely if I was you. Don't even deal with Scotty if he's drunk, I want the supplies to end up in the cell, not actually in Kirk or in the bulkhead.
3. Good.

5. Keep it in your pants, McCoy.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

1. I figured you'd say that. Oh, Chekov and Uhura are holding the goddamn conn but no one has made a move - they can't claim control without the fucking chair even if it is just symbolic but they can't get near the chair without being fried. So the baby Russian Fuckhead and the woman are keeping at least a semblance of order through coercion without stepping out of place. It's kind of fun to watch them dance at this.

2. I'll see what I can do.

3. You didn't bring me on for my good looks; I'm good at my fucking job.

5. What if I wore a skirt?

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

1. Figures they would step up without Sulu there. They're smart, that's why I've kept them on my ship. She'll kill anyone who tries to get above her.

2. Good.

5. Only if you shave your legs.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

1. You make it back in one piece, I'd watch out for those two. They're thick as theives now. And goddamn smug.

5. Wouldn't be the first time. Still, I prefer wax. More efficient. And pleasantly painful.

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

1. I'm hardly surprised.

5. I am equally hardly surprised.

Keep me updated on what's happening with the ship and crew.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Sir, yessir, fucking Captain, sir.