Meme

[mirroredcommand]

How this meme works:
1 - Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 - I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 - You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 - You'll include this explanation.
5 - You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

I make no promises that you will like the answers to your questions. Damn 'internet' things. Don't understand them, but I'm learning.

Comments

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

1. Good. Last thing we need is their involvement.
2. Have you gone soft in the head? I want him alive for my use when I return, I figure he'll need food at some point. You can use this code to beam some food and water into his cell. I want him alive. I didn't say in what condition. Code: DFX1284. I would ask the ship nicely if I was you. Don't even deal with Scotty if he's drunk, I want the supplies to end up in the cell, not actually in Kirk or in the bulkhead.
3. Good.

5. Keep it in your pants, McCoy.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

1. I figured you'd say that. Oh, Chekov and Uhura are holding the goddamn conn but no one has made a move - they can't claim control without the fucking chair even if it is just symbolic but they can't get near the chair without being fried. So the baby Russian Fuckhead and the woman are keeping at least a semblance of order through coercion without stepping out of place. It's kind of fun to watch them dance at this.

2. I'll see what I can do.

3. You didn't bring me on for my good looks; I'm good at my fucking job.

5. What if I wore a skirt?

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

1. Figures they would step up without Sulu there. They're smart, that's why I've kept them on my ship. She'll kill anyone who tries to get above her.

2. Good.

5. Only if you shave your legs.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

1. You make it back in one piece, I'd watch out for those two. They're thick as theives now. And goddamn smug.

5. Wouldn't be the first time. Still, I prefer wax. More efficient. And pleasantly painful.

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

1. I'm hardly surprised.

5. I am equally hardly surprised.

Keep me updated on what's happening with the ship and crew.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Sir, yessir, fucking Captain, sir.