Meme

[mirroredcommand]

How this meme works:
1 - Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 - I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 - You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 - You'll include this explanation.
5 - You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

I make no promises that you will like the answers to your questions. Damn 'internet' things. Don't understand them, but I'm learning.

Comments

[mirroredspock.livejournal.com]

But there are many benefits to the company of a feline companion that exceed the negative value of the inconvenience caused by stray cat hair, including an increased sense of well-being and lower systemic blood pressure.

2. I find that this increases my curiosity regarding the topic. Later, then.

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

A feline would greatly increase my systemic blood pressure.

[mirroredspock.livejournal.com]

It would not occupy much space. I would be an excellent caretaker of it.

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

Why not something more loyal and able to be taught? Cats have all the loyalty of someone like Sulu.

[mirroredspock.livejournal.com]

Cats are pretty. And I enjoy their independent nature.

You speak of dogs? They... slobber.

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

You've always enjoyed the hell hounds. Are you calling them ugly?

I think you enjoy petting them because of how it feels under your hands. Soft, warm, vibrating? Mmm...

[mirroredspock.livejournal.com]

The hell hounds are very striking beasts. However, they are not well-suited to life aboard a starship. Also, they slobber.

That... is an improper suggestion for such a public forum.

Christopher, I am green at the ears now. Why do you enjoy discomforting me in such a fashion?

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

They barely slobber, and they do not shed.

I enjoy it because it is surprisingly easy to accomplish.

[mirroredspock.livejournal.com]

That is untrue. They ruined three pairs of my trousers the last time I visited with them for any length of time. Also, their paws are very... rumpling. And they smell.

You are the only one who finds it so.

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

They are active creatures, unlike felines who want to lounge about all day like people were there meant to serve them.

As it should be.

[mirroredspock.livejournal.com]

Cats lounge and expect humans to serve them because it is the most logical course of action, particularly when confined upon a starship.

The hell hounds would be miserable. As would I be if forced to share our quarters with an unhappy one.

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

I am not suggesting we bring the hounds here, I'm saying no pets.

[mirroredspock.livejournal.com]

But a pet would be enjoyable.

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

I know. I already seem to have one in my rooms.

[mirroredspock.livejournal.com]

I am unable to determine whether or not that is an insult to my person.

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

Not an insult, or at least it wasn't intended to be. More on the side of ... kinky.

[mirroredspock.livejournal.com]

That is... quite acceptable. Though I would still appreciate the procurement of a feline.

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

No.

[mirroredspock.livejournal.com]

But why not?

[iron-command.livejournal.com]

Spock we just discussed this. NO.

Besides, someone would kill it.

[mirroredspock.livejournal.com]

I would regard any such intent quite personally.

Quite personally.